Lucille Ball Quotes

Last updated: July 7th, 2020

“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.”

“In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.”

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

 “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

“I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven’t.”

 “If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.”

“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.”

 “I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.”

“It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.”

“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.”

“I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.”

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.”

 “My God, I’m outliving my henna.”

 “The more things you do, the more you can do.

 “It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.”

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

 “Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”

Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.”

“What could I do? I couldn’t dance. I couldn’t sing. I could talk.”

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

“I’d rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.”

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

“You see much more of your children once they leave home.”

I don’t know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me… anecdotes. But never a joke.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

“Responsibility is the ability to respond.”

“One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.”

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

“The way to stay young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

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